The Bitching grounds..

CROTCH SMATCH!

3:57 AM

Omg. Sorry for the lack of updates.

Been really really busy lately.

Anyway I ACCIDENTALLY WHACK A LECTURER'S DICK today. Ok not exactly lecturer, but some research scientist in the school. Omg. Such an awkward moment. I SWEAR IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.

I was trying to get into the teachers' office and after knowing the door was locked I turned and THERE HE WAS behind me, and WHACK goes my hand. Ok not exactly a huge whack but I was damn sure I hit his crotch area, and since it was major awkard situation, I didn't even say Sorry, and he looked at me feeling rather embarassed too.

Luckily it was not a lao ah pek ( old man) crotch that I whack, that would be horrifying. The guy I whack was a cute looking Caucasian dude. A little pudgy but hey the eyes are a PLUS. Mesmerizing blue eyes.

posted by sterified89 on 3:57 AM
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